I love and hate the end of the semester.
I get so excited that itâ€™s (thank God) finally over and then I remember just how much work I still have to do. I thought that I had finally dealt with my habit of procrastinating but according to my class work to do note, I apparently havenâ€™t.
Maybe I shouldnâ€™t do anything about this problem. Maybe if I were a super hero that could be my power. I could be known as â€œThe Procrastinatorâ€ and Iâ€™d have a slogan that went something like â€œIf you have a problem that can wait a while, call The Procrastinator and sheâ€™ll get to it when she has nothing better to doâ€. Iâ€™m not sure that will strike fear into the heart of â€œThe Timeliness Toadâ€ whose slogan (of course) is â€œIâ€™ll hop to terrorize your communities like the delicious flies that you are and eat you alive.â€
I can almost hear the crowd cheering for me now, hopeful that Iâ€™ll leave couch and DVR to save a life.
I canâ€™t compete with that toad guy. He eats people alive for goodness sake â€“ with his gigantic sticky tongue! That tongue of fury was really scary! (Did I mention that his tongue was called the tongue of fury?) It moves very quickly and then he doesnâ€™t just terrorize, he hops to terrorize. Iâ€™m very short! I canâ€™t see that coming!!!!
This is way too much pressure.
Good luck Tam-lando, The Procrastinator is going back to lie on the couchâ€¦ or to do my homework.
The couch is calling